I just saw a hot homeless man
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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