im gay
i know
yea but for you.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Blow job season was short but glorious.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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