i just had sex bonerless
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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