i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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