i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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