he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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