do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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