So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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