Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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