at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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