Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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