Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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