He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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