Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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