That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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