real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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