He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I want you more than these girls want KFC
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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