if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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