Where is the hickey?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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