Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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