D3 body, D1 cock
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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