dude i'm inner monologue high
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just blew my weed a kiss
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
