I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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