This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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