dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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