Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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