She's JV to your varsity
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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