Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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