so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she smelled like a LAN party
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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