I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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