All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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