I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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