And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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