Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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