I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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