my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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