I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I think I died a long time ago.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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