So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Are we still banned from the library?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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