my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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