I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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