If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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As shirtless as possible
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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