It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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