Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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