Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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