I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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