Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life