Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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