So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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