Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Buhtt sex?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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