Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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