so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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