i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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