I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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