Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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